Dear Diary,
What are my pets taking?? I mean, come on guys! They go out to the new pet store that has opened locally and come back with a bag of items. Hmmm I think - what have we got in there?
- Well, firstly there's a pair of nail clippers. Woahhh there buddy - I want a vet doing that and no-one else. I don't really want to have no claws at all thank you very much.
- Secondly, they've got worming tablets that they think I'll not notice going into my food. Well, I'll just eat around them like I've done before.
- Oh - and what else do they get? Apart from the chewy sticks that look nice, they've bought some bubble stuff that is supposed to make me play. Fat chance!
Do I look like someone who is going to chase catnip smelling bubbles around the house or garden? I don't think so.
When are they going to learn that I will do what I want to do when I want to do it. Stupid pets!