It's exciting

Dear Diary,
The new settee is coming today. I hope that it's got the two things that I wished for. (1) It's soft enough to sleep on, and (2) the back is wide enough to sit on and stare out of the window as the world goes by.
I should have my answers not long from now...

Early Release

Dear Diary,
After what has seemed like forever, the pets opened the patio door today to let us go outside. Problem was it's raining and so it's not entirely appealing out there (I bet that's why they did it).
Well I stayed inside keeping nice and dry on a bed, but Smudge went out. He went for a wander around the garden, eat a few plants, and generally sniff out the area. You should have seen him when he came back in. Talk about bedraggled. He was soaked to the skin.
The door is closed again now, so I wonder how long before we get to go outside again...

Ouch, my eye

Dear Diary,
It's not fair. I've got a poorly eye again. My pets took me back to the vet who has made them put something in my eye four times a day. It's so painful. I'm walking around with my eye almost closed. I feel like a cyclopse.