Smudge the gardener

Dear Diary,
You know how much Smudge likes to eat the grass outside, well now our pets have gone and got some cat grass for him to munch on in the house. He gets to eat it whenever he wants. I'm still trying to catch him with his little watering can watering his lawn though.

I have the answers

Dear Diary,
The last time I wrote a message it was about the new settee, and after having a month to get used to it I can say...
(1) Oh yes, it's comfy. It's sooo comfy, and if I get right into the corner of it, it's perfect for sleeping on.
(2) Oh yes, I spend hours sitting up on the back of it looking out onto the road to see who is coming and going in the world.

I really do like this settee.