Dear Diary,
I'm half a cat. No longer a fat cat. My pets have been starving me for the past few months ever since that nasty medicine man said I was a bit on the heavy side (just wait till I see him again. I've sharpened my claws ready for that day).
Anyway, I've been forced to eat half portions. No more of a tummy full of food, so did I make my pets suffer! No stop whining at them, getting under their feet, jumping up when they are eating. I tried everything.
They seem happy with my new look now, though they keep saying I was much nicer when I was bigger. I'll keep up the bugging routine and see whether the food portions start to increase at all.
Oh - and just to make it worse, Smudge is often running back into the house with food he's either found or been given outside, letting me see it, then running off again so I can't enjoy it. I'll get my own back against him as well soon.
