I'm famished

Dear Diary,
Why am I so hungry? I could eat a horse! All I can think about at the moment is food, food, food!!
I'm even trying to get my pets food when they are eating their meals. That isn't going down to well I can tell you. They've now started this new routine, and when their food is ready I get put into the hallway with the door closed. Surely that's not fair?!