What is wrong with me?

Dear Diary,
I've been on a big adventure over the last 2 days. I was taken all the way down to Bristol by the man pet on a long, fast journey. Once I was there I was poked and prodded some more :-( before being left whilst the man pet went away. The people there stole more of my blood, scanned me and took more x-rays (and that means I've got even less fur at the moment).
It was nice to see some old familiar faces though. I recognised two people who I'd seen before when I used to live down in Bristol in the research centre. They came to see how I was getting on.

Anyway, I've been allowed back home - so it was another long journey this afternoon all the way back - but the special vet still isn't sure what's a matter with me. They now have to wait for more test results to come back before deciding the next treatment. I did them talk about endosopes, keyholes and surgery. Gulp. No thank you.

So I am back home now. The lady pet is being very nice to me, and I've seen Smudge again. I wonder how long before I have to travel all the way to Bristol again.

Back to the vet again

Dear Diary,
I've been back and forth to the vets like no ones business over the last week and a bit. I went for a booster, and instead got a blood test, and since then I've been back for more prodding and a second blood test, and then back again for a tummy shave, x-ray and scan.
Now I hear my pets saying I'm going down to Bristol for more tests. I'm going back home to where it all began. How interesting is this going to be.

Fight, fight, fight

Dear Diary,
Oh boy was it fun in the house tonight. I was feeling woozy - I had a special tablet at the vets that made me dopey. Whilst I was recovering from it, Smudge leapt out of the front window and went for the Siamese full on. My man pet had to run out and try and separate them. Three times it took him to get them apart, and pick up Smudge and carry him back in the house.
There was Smudges fur everywhere outside afterwards. They had a great fight!

The vet again

Dear Diary,
Today I went to get my booster jabs at the vet. I didn't have the jab in the end. My pets were concerned about my behaviour (always asking for food) and they think I'm too thin. It was the vet who said I had to lose weight, and now they're telling me I'm underweight. I wish they'd make their mind up.
Anyway, they took some blood and sent me back home. No jab, no booster.

Smudge, me and the visitor

Dear Diary,
My pets have gone away for the week. We are being looked after by a stranger. (Well, my pets know her, but I don't). We're having a great time playing up. Smudge stayed out really late a few times just to show who's in charge :-)
Between us we've brought back a few 'presents' for the visitor, and yesterday I pulled her dinner off the table before she could eat it.
When the pets get back I think I'm in big trouble...