Dear Diary,
Today I went to get my booster jabs at the vet. I didn't have the jab in the end. My pets were concerned about my behaviour (always asking for food) and they think I'm too thin. It was the vet who said I had to lose weight, and now they're telling me I'm underweight. I wish they'd make their mind up.
Anyway, they took some blood and sent me back home. No jab, no booster.

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