5am
I start scratching on the door, the bed and, if I can find one, a crinkly, noisy designer shopping bag. This always wakes my pets.
6am
My pets rise, and I get my first meal of the day. Mmmmm.
I also start to get under their feet. Hee hee.
7am.
Now they are waking up, and I hassle them. I bug the man pet while he sits on the settee eating toast.
8am
Everyone has left, and I head for my comfy basket and a very busy day of snoozing. I have to build my strength up somehow.
5pm
The lady pet returns and I get a big smooch off of her. I use my 'feel
sorry for me eyes' to get a special afternoon food treat.
6pm
Dinner time. Whilst my pets eat at the table, I get to eat even more food. How good is this life!
8pm
I go to lay in my basket or on the reading and relax after a hard days snoozing. With a full tummy, I doze easily.
10pm
Supper time - another meal to fill me up before my pets go to school and I can then start the nights activities.
12am - 5am
...I stay downstairs during the night and in between my sleeping I jump on the coffee table and start knocking items off onto the floor.
